Im in an improv class and im supposed to come up 25 of the most hilarious ways to annoy people?

Im in an improv class and im supposed to come up 25 of the most hilarious ways to annoy people?
Well here we go

1) sing the Batman theme song incessantly
2)l follow
a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol
3) insist on running your cars windshield wipers in all weather conditions to “keep them tuned up”
4) Reply to everything some says with “thats what YOU think”
5) Speak only in a robot voice
6) signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over you ears
7) give a play-by-play of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cossel voice
8) if you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with a pen while talking to others
7) sing along at the opera
9) wear a special hip holster for your remote
10) Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youll be saying more any moment
11) tape pieces of “Sweating to the Oldies” over the climactic parts of a movie
12) Drum on every available surface
13) At golf tournaments, chant “swing batababta swing”
14) stomp on little plastic ketchup packets
15) Pay for your dinner in pennies.
16) routinely handcuff yourself to furniture , informing the curious that you don’t want to fall off in case the “Big One” hits
17) Highlight irrelevant information on scientific papers and “CC.” Them to your boss
18) Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener “it was a real hoot”
19) listen to 33 rpm records at 45 rpm speed and claim the speed is because of your “superior mental processing”
20) try playing Yankee Doodle by tapping on the bottom your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait! I messed it up” and start all over aga

Well, that’s it. Is it hilarious? Or is it lame? I’m open to suggestions.
Yes I need help with coming up with 5 more annoyances. I’m stuck here. P.S. this is a writing exercise so the instructor can get a taste of our individual senses of humor.

Best answer:

Answer by Floodian
Farting in an elevator is a good one. You have to find a way to fit that in your list somehow. LOL!

14) stomp on little plastic ketchup packets
: Replace with- talk about nasty things while people eat.

A lot of them are really good but some could be better.

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